Showing posts with label Off Beat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Off Beat. Show all posts

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Major Quarter Life Crisis

 So sorry everyone that I haven't been posting every day the past week, but I just can't decide what to do with my life!  I am torn between A:

Pastry school and making delicious treats and cakes for me to eat for people

B:
Going back to school to get my masters in Art and teach fashion illustration

C:
Abandoning my massive school and credit card debts everything and  moving to a tropical island and living off of coconuts, bugs, and tropical fruits

HELP!! What should I doooooo???

On a side note, I will be up and running again Monday, so people, please don't pee your pants....unless you want to?

Monday, August 23, 2010

Food Comic Monday: Salt and Sugar by Melanie "Minty" Lewis

Monday, August 16, 2010

Off Beat: It's Official; Mondays are Food Comic Days




This is what happens to me every weekend



Monday, August 9, 2010

Off Beat: Awkwardly Cute Things That Can Only Be Found in an Asian Grocery Store

Over the past weekend I went to visit my dad in the suburbs of Ohio. Before he spoiled me rotten with amazing home cooked food, he had to pick up the ingredients first, so off we went to the nearest Asian supermarket!
I am so used to New Yorks Chinatown that this looks like an abandoned building. Pretty creepy huh??


So clean... so organized.... and the prices are great!


I wanted to collect every single one of these


Is he giving a peace sign or trying to shoot a finger gun? I can't decide


How can you not resist his teal polka dot shirt?


Effing adorable. I don't care what these are, the little bunny is enough for me to want to buy it


This guy could kick tweety birds ass


This guy couldn't


This giraffe is obviously smoking something and totally peer pressuring  bunny. Bunny is still unsure whether or not to listen to those anti-drug commercials.


.....No


Awkward. Not cute. Somehow even a bit inappropriate.


Well.... WTF is that pink shit on the left? It looks like it desperately needs to see a dermatologist with that abnormal growth on its body.


Cute thing tripping on acid


Pretend ice cream cone eating another pretend ice cream cone?

Fucking cute.



This is just hard core

Monday, August 2, 2010

Off Beat: Moving Weekend Means More Food Comics

I promise restaurant/ food reviews tomorrow. Pinky swear

Insert my face here
I effing hate sprinkles. Chalk pellets.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Off Beat: Super Fun Weekend = a Lazy Tinger




Too tired to post any reviews today...this might be it for this week since I will be moving ( I know, I know, I will have SO much fun!) but we will see how much extra time I have.
If you don't think this is funny..... then you are a fart head.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Breakfast: Maybe the Best Things in Life Aren't Free





To be completely honest, one of the only reasons I am ever early or on time for work everyday is because I CANT WAIT to dig in to my breakfast. The time from when I wake up to when I get to my desk with my giant bowl of cereal is absolute torture. So imagine my glee as I am walking to work from the subway when I hear voices yelling "FREE WAFFLES!!!"
Turns out Guy Feiri was shooting an episode special. But forget him... I wanted all those fresh fruits he had in front of the camera! I also wanted to rip those stupid backwards sunglasses off his head, but thats besides the point.

Ladies hard at work making waffles for us hungry Midtown workers!

Waffle
Okay first off...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? How am I supposed to get through the morning with a QUARTER of a WAFFLE?! Is the whole world on some insane diet that I don't no about??? This waffle wouldn't even be enough to wipe my ass with! Yes I know it is free, and beggars cant be choosers, but come on Food Network....this is an embarrassment to your name (not that Guy Fieri is enough of an embarrassment enough for you).  Needless to say, the waffle was awful. Soggy and tasteless, I ended up throwing it away and having my normal Kashi Go Lean and soy milk for breakfast. (Hey I need to stay regular, if you know what I mean).

Friday, June 4, 2010

Off Beat: Happy National Doughnut Day!




I am reposting my doughnut plant breakdown in honor of National Doughnut Day! Enjoy! :)

* photo's by Yelp
The Outside
Rack of freshly made doughnuts, mmmm
The Yeast Raised Doughnuts
The Creme Brulee
Taste: Oh...My...GOD, if anything, this doughnut should be the reason you get up in the morning. The custard is AMAZING, wonderfully flavored with real vanilla( you can see the specks!). Rich, milky and just oozing out. It wasn't too sweet either, despite the thin layer of caramelized sugar on top. These were small, a little bigger than the size of a golf ball and I could easily down 3 of them and still want more
Texture: The dough of the doughnut is more hardy and chewier than most conventional ones (in a good way). The sugar coated top gives it the nice "creme brulee" crunch it needed and complimented the silky creamy custard perfectly
Price: $3.00 per doughnut
The Coconut Creme Filled Square
Taste: This doughnut was bigger than the size of my hand (but my hand is pretty small) with sugar glaze and shaved coconut pieces on top. It's fragrance smelled so yummy and very coconuty. The filling wasn't that gross overly sugary taste that most "creme" filled conventional doughnuts have. The shaved coconuts on top were a nice touch, though I wished they were toasted, yum!
Texture: The creme had the silkyness of custard rather than the icing like creme most people are associated with (ahem Dunkin Donuts.. cough cough) And the ratio of creme to doughnut was perfect.
Price: $2.25
The Peanut Butter and Jam Filled Square
Taste: Talk about taking a peanut butter sandwich to the next level! The outside is coated with crunchy peanuts and a peanut sugar glaze. The inside is filled with in house made blackberry jam. The glaze was just sweet and peanuty enough. The jam was tart and had little bits of blackberry seeds in it. I hate when jam is too sweet, it just ruins the flavor of the fruit, but this still had a distinct blackberry flavor
Texture: The chunks of peanuts in the glaze is was my favorite part! The chewy dough is the prefect "bread" to this peanut butter and jam sandwich
Price: $2.50
The Valrhona Chocolate
Taste: I was lucky enough to get this on RIGHT out of the fryer, they had glazed it moments before it was handed to me :)  The chocolate glaze was delicious and very satisfying. However, the ratio of icing to doughnut was not balanced. The doughnut overpowered and left me wanting more flavor or even a filling.
Texture: Soft, fluffy and hardy. Even without a filling, it will fill you up
Price: $2.25
The Raised Rose Petal Doughnut
Taste: I had to pick this out as soon as I saw it. The glaze smelled like rose water ( the kind you can find in Chinatown super markets).  The fragrance was more of the star than the actual taste. It tasted like a regular glazed but with a strong rose scent. Again it would have been great if it were filled with something, there was too much dough and not enough glaze. The rose petals didn't really taste like anything, just seemed like a decoration
Texture: soft, chewy and fluffy
Price: $2.50
The Cake Doughnuts
The Rose Petal Doughnut
Taste: I decided to get this one as well to compare cake rose and yeast raised. This one was also very fragrant in nature, but the fragrance seemed to penetrate into the cake giving it a tad more flavor. 
Texture: Oily, and the cake like a deep fried pound cake
Price: $2.50
The Blackout
Taste: Holy chocolate! This is Buddy's favorite one, very rich and decadent. It is basically eating chocolate cake for breakfast. This doughnut could easily sub as a dessert 
Texture: Moist, rich and crumbly
Price: $2.50
The Tres Leches
Taste: The icing had a heavy sweet milk flavor. Again, the actual cake part tasted like pound cake
Texture: Oily and dense
Price: $2.25
Verdict:  I really love coming here, they offer many different seasonal flavors as well. I feel the raised filled doughnuts were the most successful. These doughnuts stand out from the rest because of the texture and quality of ingredients. My absolute favorites were the creme brulee, the coconut creme, the peanut butter and jam and blackout. Next time your hankering for a dougnut, stop here!
Doughnut Plant
379 Grand Street
New York, NY 10002
www.doughnutplant.com