Major Quarter Life Crisis

 So sorry everyone that I haven't been posting every day the past week, but I just can't decide what to do with my life!  I am torn between A:

Pastry school and making delicious treats and cakes for me to eat for people

B:

Going back to school to get my masters in Art and teach fashion illustration

C:

Abandoning my massive school and credit card debts everything and  moving to a tropical island and living off of coconuts, bugs, and tropical fruits

HELP!! What should I doooooo???

On a side note, I will be up and running again Monday, so people, please don't pee your pants....unless you want to?